No, we were not abducted by aliens, turned into fodder for a freak show, nor for sale on ebay! (As if anyone could afford me, let alone Mungo!)
This is a very important time of the year - it's the voting time for DNOTY! (Disresponsible Nodpot of the Year).
A very important message from Vin Diesel follows:
Vin says: "I'm voting for Mungo - are you?"