Wednesday, July 19, 2006
Who shot Mungo?
BREAKING NEWS: Shortly after lunch time today a shot was heard from the upper regions of the house followed by screaming. Upon investigation, Mungo was found in Iseult's office, lying next to a gun. He was rushed to the Toy Hospital, but has not yet regained conciousness. Whether this was an attack or self inflicted has yet to be discovered. Friends of Mungo claim that the shooting was inspired by jealousy of Mungo's enormous talent.
'He has a lot of enemies.' One Ballinteer housewife claimed. 'When you are as handsome, talented, judging and creative as Mungo, you are bound to have people who want to shoot you.'
Reported by Marvin
Posted by Inkpot at 6:49 a.m.